starfish sex

[Mr. Numb3rs]

have any of you ever had a "starfish" or "zombie lay"...a sex partner that lays there like they are waiting for their chalk outline?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=starfish

 

[vaziel]

well when you disappoint as many girls as i do yes i do i see it every time

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

well when you disappoint as many girls as i do yes i do i see it every time

:rofl2: :rofl2: i hear you...

 

[LukeEl]

Starfish can deattach their limbs and a new starfish is born, plus if you kick a little person in the balls the turn into 20 chipmunks and scamper into the forest.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

Starfish can deattach their limbs and a new starfish is born, plus if you kick a little person in the balls the turn into 20 chipmunks and scamper into the forest.

:rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
also, did you know, if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one?!

 

[tartanterrier]

I thought this was the usual position for prostitutes

 

[Harley Spencer]

When I first ever heard that some people do this (mostly girls), I was shocked. It made me feel like such a better lay after hearing that some girls seriously just fucking lay there, making no noise, no movements, no scratching, no grabbing, nothing.

Then I realized... I act like that when I'm masturbating. I lay on my stomach with my vibrator between my legs, I don't moan, I don't twist and arch and writhe my body, and I just lay there slowly grinding against the vibrator until I get off. It's because I'm really zeroing in on how my body feels. During sex I'm nothing like that whatsoever; I'm the complete opposite.

Perhaps that's why some people pull the starfish during sex?

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

^i never really thought about that. its a good point, and an even better visual...